You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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