On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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