do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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