Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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