sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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