Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
