PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Randomize