i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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