i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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