just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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