i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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