if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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