Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so let's talk penis.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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