Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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