thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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