watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The struggles of a small town man whore
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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