i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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