Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
