This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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