So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You dont lie about slip and slides
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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