she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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