So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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