Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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