giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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