My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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