Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
vagina is talking i cant
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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