They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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