if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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