There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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