a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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