I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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