Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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