So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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