It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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