is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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