By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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