why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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