We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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