Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i now understand why vodka
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