i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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