worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize