I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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