Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I've blown a few things in my day
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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