Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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