you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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