at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Farmville is her only friend.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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