In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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