Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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