i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
No subtext here. People are naked.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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