Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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