If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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